When choosing my favorite Valorant agents, Brimstone and Breach are at the top of my list. Let’s dive into why these two have stolen my heart, and probably a few kills along the way.

Brimstone: The Smoky General

Ah, Brimstone! I just love this guy. He’s like that one friend who shows up to the party with all the snacks (but in this case, it’s smoke!). I’m not exactly a pro when it comes to smoking—definitely not the cigarette kind (lol!)—but somehow, I just know where to drop my smokes. It’s like a sixth sense, except instead of sensing danger, I’m just blocking sightlines.

And can we talk about his ultimate? Oh, that beautiful orbital strike! Nothing beats the satisfaction of landing that shot. I remember a time I accidentally wiped out a couple of enemies with my molly—like, who knew I could actually be a threat in the kitchen? And post-plant mollies? Pure gold! Sure, I might not have the fancy lineups like those other players, but I do have my trusty Ascent B site lineup, and honestly, that’s all I need.

Breach: The Blind Leading the Blind

Now onto Breach, my first favorite agent! This guy is all about disruption. I love concussing enemies and tossing them away like a ragdoll with his ult. It’s like I’m giving them a friendly reminder that they shouldn’t peek me! Of course, I have to admit, my blinds sometimes leave my teammates squinting in confusion. Sorry, guys! If you see white light, just assume I’m doing my job… sort of.

Breach is the life of the party—literally! When I’m running in with him, it’s either feast or famine. Either we’re dominating the enemy team, or I’m accidentally taking out my teammates. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Furry Inspirations

And here’s the fun part: that’s why I named both of my cute furry cat babies Brimstone and Breach! These little furballs might not be throwing concussions or laying down smokes, but they sure bring a lot of chaos and joy into my life. Plus, watching them race around the house is like watching a match of Valorant—unexpected, hilarious, and sometimes a little destructive!

So there you have it! Brimstone with his smoke and molly magic, and Breach with his blinding glory. They may not be the most conventional duo, but they’re my go-to agents for some chaotic and hilarious moments in Valorant. Whether I’m smoking out a site or blinding my team (sorry, not sorry!), I’m just here to have a blast and maybe pick up a few kills along the way.

What about you? Who are your favorite agents? Let me know in the comments below!